Well I am preparing to leave tomorrow morning to visit my sister up north. I'm am excited for the sole reason that I get to go shopping. That is one of the few ways that I am a stereotypical woman, shopping is a weakness. I managed to sockhole a little bit of money for such an occasion. I need some more underoo's :)

Okay, some parting words until I return.

Remember, strangers have the best candy.*


*No, don't really believe that...hold out for money or a puppy.

I....Finally....Got....Some.... BOOTY!

thank goodness for hot friends with benefits. I feel so much better, almost feel not so bitchy..almost. :)

Mood music:
Feel it - Jakalope- reminds me of hot making out.
Spank-Kidney thieves-this says it all
Ka-Boom-Marilyn Manson- hot and wild sex
One night stand-Lil John- good for those.
Number 1 crush-Garbage- for anyone who's ever WANTED someone.
Buttons-Pussycat Dolls heheh gettin nekkie.
Master and Servent-Depeche Mode- little S&M for the masses.
Dip it low-Christina Millian-A how to guide set to music
I can tell you wanna fuck- 504 boys-pull no punches.

little variety..tis the spice of life:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tmeXhlseME&search=showzen

That girls bullshit corner.

I think its Bullshit that "Brangelina" got a national holiday named after them for having a kid in Africa.

Every mother should have a national holiday for having kids.

Like having a celeb baby is such a BFD anyway. What about all the mothers that take care of handicapped kids or foster children. Nobody pats them on the back but Angelina adopts some cambodian kid and suddenly shes the best mom in the world.

Bullshit. Just because your rich and famous doesn't mean your a good parent.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12933793/

this states that they were split but I do believe they announced they were making it a holiday.

I HEART HOCKEY!!

Oh Canada, we kicked Anaheim ASS!!!!

2-1 and we can almost smell the Stanley Cup victory.

God winning gets me hot.... lol.

he must be a boy....

Seeing as how my son makes me happy I thought perhaps I would write about him.

He's sitting here trying to get his whole fist in his mouth and doing a rather good job, except for the fact that every once in a while he bites..well not really bites cuz he doesn't have teeth..He gums down on it and makes a really horrible face, like he just about took a finger off in the process.

But with his little BOY brain instead of registering "That hurts" he has to do it again as many times possbile just to make sure.

I get a chuckle out of it. I usually make fun of him now before he gets too big, by which time I am almost positive he will be able to beat me up (probably around four or so)

Kinda emo...

Song of the day : Where'd you go: Fort Minor.

"Want you to know it's a little fucked up,That I'm stuck here waitin', no longer debatin',Tired of sittin' and hatin' and makin' these excuses,For while you're not around, and feeling so useless,It seems one thing has been true all along,You don't really know what you got 'til it's gone"

love that song.

my hair is a beautiful shade of red it actually looks fantastic.

still in a badish mood. Haven't heard from the ex at all I'm going to give his mom a call tonight to see what the deal is.

hmm don't really have much to say today..lol..boooring!

okay everyone leave me coments of adoration starting...NOW! :)

I'm a little pissy...the ex is jerking me around again. But what else is new. I know he's not gonna show up this weekend..call it intuition.

Fuck whatever..he's a cunt rag. sorry I know thats really foul but I'm just in a bad mood. I also found out that my brothers ex gf *who I used to work with and shes a nut case* is marrying one of my brothers worst enemies. Further more the guy used to be one of my good friends and wanted to be with me before I met my ex but I didn't like him that way and I know they are marrying each other to get back at me and my brother...bunch of whores...lol.

On the bright side I am cutting and coloring my hair tommorrow. Right now its an auburn brownish color and I haven't decide for sure yet what color to go to. Possibly a red head again. I love messing with my hair cuz its just hair. I can't understand why some people get so crazy about it. my brother has a mohawk right now..not the really high spiked ones just the strip down the middle. I want my kid to have one..I think they are kinda cool.

Today wasn't a completly horrible day actually, I had chinese food with my dad, browsed around in the thrift stores *I love junk* and play lots with my baby. He's really cooing and smiling lots more now which is so freaking cool. I also got to do some emailing with Kiki *shout out* :)

So yeah, besides my ex endlessly pushing my buttons and being unloved..I'm doing alright..tommorrow is another day after all...sunrise and sunset and all that shit.

I have decided to change my name..here is a few I have come up with, you may also leave suggestions or tell me which you like and why.

Caramella Kitten
Georgie Windmill
Chesty Larue
Strawberri Pye *complete with an original spelling*
Sunspot Apocalpyse
K to the Izzo

Thats all I got so far.

YOU NAMED ME AUDIO SCIENCE? I FUCKING HATE YOU!

I think that after you live in La-La land for a while your brain starts to decompose and you have nothing better to do besides reproduce and name your kids fucked up names.

I always thought my sons name was unique...Cash after the man in black himself. But I wouldn't say its seriously odd. After hearing about one of the spice girls..I think she used to be the fat sassy one..named her kid "Bluebell Maddona" I decided to Google/yahoo/search for some other celeb baby names.

For your amusment I give you these....*Disclaimer* I have no problem with unusual names or names that reflect your heritage ect...I only posted these because you'll have to agree you would be smoking pot to name your kid something like "audioscience"

Speck Wildhorse, son of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin.
• Pilot Inspektor, son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf.
• Tu Morrow, daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre. (Are you kidding me??? Debbon Ayre???).
• Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton.
• Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie, daughters of the late Paula Yates (Tiger Lily's dad is late INXS singer Michael Hutchence; Bob Geldof is father to the other three).
• Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q, son of U2's Bono.
• Banjo, son of Rachel Griffiths.
• Kyd, son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni.
• Reignbeau, daughter of Ving Rhames.
• Jermajesty, son of Jermaine Jackson.

they wonder why kids get picked on in schools..then again I bet they have a private school where they send all the celebrity kids with screwed up names..."Whats your name? Oh timmy? No thats not nearly messed up enough..."

Someday I'm gonna give myself a whipped cream bikini.

Why? because I can.

Sometime my father can drive me up the wall.

I was commenting on how Steven Harper *our conservative PM* doesn't want to deal with national media anymore. He would only hold press conferences if his staff picked the journalists that asked the questions. Yet he accuses the media of being biased against the conservatives.

I think thats a load of crap. My dad however got his panties in a knot and said that the media is just a bunch of big babies and they should go find stories instead of slanting stories..ect..

Now I agree that yes the media is slanted and that the true creed of media is to report both sides of a story and is not very often done. However media is media and they have a right *freedom of speech mother fuckers* to report "the news" its not as if they are being slanderous or spreading lible. The same kinds of stories were written about the Liberals while they were in power.

In my humble opinion I think Harper should take a page from the G.W. Bush hand book on how to deal with bad press: Rile up as many flag waving,bible thumping political martrys as you possibly can and call anyone with a different opinion a "traitor" and then bomb the shit out of as many small countries and kill as many innocent people as you can and say that they died for a "cause". Yup thats what Harper needs. A good Canadian war, perhaps we could wage it against...I don't know...the Ukraine or something. We could probably beat them right?

That will definitly get the press on your side.

OR if that doesn't work maybe you could go on a crack binge *a la Courtney Love* he could moon his caucus at some fancy political dinner and then break down in tears. That should make the press feel bad for all that negative energy.

Somehow I can't see either of those situations occuring. SO maybe my point is that maybe Harper should be a big boy and realize that media is media..sometimes they are your bestfriend and sometimes they are your worst enemy. What he should be doing is focusing on running the country which the last time I checked he was elected to do.

Also as a final closer to my little rant, before Steven Harper was elected one of his promises was that he would be a more "transparent" prime minister, refering to how the liberals keep most of the country in the dark when it came to making decisions. Yup a national media blackout..waaaay more transparent.

Its 10:00 and I shall soon be heading off to bed..yes I know its early but I have a little chubby 5 am wake up call to feed.

Hmm,not sure whats in the water lately but it seems as though my mind has turned to thoughs of...well..you know...sweet sweet fornication.

I'm not really in a hurry to have sex, which should be pretty obvious after having a baby and whatnot of that whole debacle. But I really want some affection. You know, whens the last time you just got to make out with someone. It seems like when your in a relationship kissing becomes a quick precursor to getting down n' dirty. I would love to just take my time and just tounge and smooch someone. Not that I would be object to a little light groping. Heaven knows I could use a massage.

*sigh* I just don't have the time right now. Also I want to find the right guy to do it with. I have options but... I don't know. Its been a while since I've really felt those tingly in the pants feelings.

Ah well..enough of my hormonal lament. I hear a bed calling.
for sleep that is.

hmm alright..I've seen a few people do "100 things" about me kinda things.
I don't know if I could a 100 but I could put a few things.
perhaps a few insights into the twisted pretty mind of moi.

1) I was a loser until I moved in gr.11..then I made real friends who like me inspite of being a loser.
2) I pretend to be more confident that I really am.
3) I like to dance but I don't have any moves.
4) I think I'm a good kisser..I've been told as such.
5)I've always wanted blue eyes and blonde hair..I have brown eyes and brown hair. I was a blonde a few times..it didn't suit me. I also had blue color contacts for a while.
6) I wanted to be a ballerina,cop,lawer,geologist and stripper at one point in my life.
7) I love crazy reality t.v. like "the flavor of love" its just so bizarre.
8)I wonder everyday if I'm a good mom.
9)I could eat sushi and pasta everyday.
10) I like the word mojito and I hate the word discharge. Nothing good comes from that word.
11) I pretend I don't get scared by horror movies but sometimes I do.
12)Sometimes I wonder if I'm too sexually adventurous. I've always wondered what the deal with road head was...
13)I hate generic cereal its just not the same...cherios have to be in the bright yellow box. thats the way it is.
14)I've loved bad boys as far back as I can remember. I cried when Donnie Walberg *from New Kids on the Block* got arrested for setting that hotel room on fire. He wasn't bad just misunderstood.
15)Dane Cook is one of my favorite comedians. Except for Adam Sandler..that man is the God of funny.
16)I want a tattoo really bad.
17)I never wanted to have children.
18) having one has changed the way I see the world. I am the parent I swore I would never be.
19) I love sparkly nail polish.
20)I want to get into politics but fear I have to much integrity.
21)I used to be bulimic. I haven't purged for a long time but I still think about it everyday.
22)I wrote a book (250 vampire novel) when I was 16. A teacher encouraged me to try and get it published but I was afraid of rejection.
23)I have a violent temper. Thankfully I control it well.
24)I love cheese. any kind. It goes on just about anything.
25)I love sappy ballads. Especially "The Power of Love" by Celine Dion. Mock me if you want but I love it.
26)If I could be a stay at home mom I would.
27)I like porn.
28) I used to get the munchies really bad when I would toke up. If you've seen the movie "Half Baked" you'll know where I'm comming from
29)The first guy I lost my viginity to passed away from diabetes a month after I broke up with him. I still blame myself.
30)I loved to eat crayons and home made play doh when I was a wee tot.
31)when I was in grade 3 I was sexually assulted by an older boy at my school. He was only suspended for a week.
32)I used to have my nipple pierced. Now its just my nose.
33)I believe in ghosts.
34)One of my cousins tried to hit on me once. At a funeral.
35)I don't have my drivers or even learners license.
36)I am very loyal and I expect the same from my mates.
37) the number one compliment that I get is that I smell nice.
38)I believe in God but I'm kinda still hoping to see his face in my cereal or something like that just to be sure.
39)I'm more horny than most men I know.
40)I love and miss watching 80's cartoons. Thunder cats and rainbow brite were the shit.
41)I like to do karate moves around the house sometimes.
42)I had a cat named "Buttface"
43)I want to be a mermaid.
44)I am lactose intolerant. So is my kid.
45)nobody knows but I used to stick bubble yum in the shag carpet behind my grandparents couch.
46)I love to star gaze.
47)I've spent a small fortune on lingerie and I have nobody to show it to.
48)I hate the combination of peanut butter and chocolate.
49)I can crack locks on tumbler safes. No I won't tell you how.
50)I'm anemic so my pulse is naturally high. resting pulse it 107 bpm.
51) I moved out at 18. My mom told me I could either go to college or get out. Now i'm back...ohh the irony.

hmmm well I know thats only 51..Im pretty boring actually LOL.So if you managed to read all 51 with out getting bored stiff...good for you.

I like coffee..I like it a lot.

There was a time when I could drink almost a pot to myself. That was back when I was a waitress on the hellish night shift.

I also worked in a coffee shop, you know one of those snobbish cafe latte type ones. The ones where instant is the devil *and it is* and espresso was the way to go. So you could say I know a little bit when it comes to coffee.

Which is why I want to laugh at all the stupid rich snobby people that think they are paying an arm and a leg for something "special". Like people that say things like "Its a blend of 5 types of Antiguan beans.."

NO ITS FUCKING NOT!!!

You really want to know whats in that special blend?

Coffee comes in big bags of bulk (say that 3 times fast) and when you get down to the last of a few bags, you mix it all together, grind it up,mark it up 2$ and sell it as a "special blend".

Goddamn yuppies.....i'm tired..I need a coffee.

Its 4:15 am. I'm all stuffy *hurray for sinus infections* so I can't sleep. According to the world clock on my cell phone its about 5:15 in chicago,6:15 in new york and about 8:15 pm in Melbourne. Ah, all the bloggers in their respective time zones. Lovely.

So good morning and good night to everyone out there. dream/think about me..you know you can't help it,i'm just that great. LOL.

I'm pretty sure the meds are kickin in. Can ya tell.......:P

what a dear john letter might look like if it was written by k-fed.

Yo missus,

Ever since you cut off my weekly allowance things haven't quite been the same for us. You never want to watch the stylist do my corn rows and you haven't groped my package on a balcony in public for ages.

Remember our first date when we went out for fried chicken and watched a mud wrestling match. After that I knew it was love and you bought your engagment ring to give to me to propose to you with.

Those days are over now,ever since you had our spawn...er..baby you've really let yourself go. Your extensions are showing along with your roots,your pockets are hanging out of your jean shorts and you don't seem to wear shoes into gas stations restrooms that look more dirty than I am.

I can't believe I left my pregnant girl friend for you. I've given you everything, my dirty laundry, my mooching friends and I let you call me justin in bed. I even wrote a song for you Britney....

Oh brit your the shit
i don't wanna quit
loving you.

your so with it
your my meal ticket
and I love your boobs...

Well thats as far as I got but my agent said its gonna be a hit, I just have to find a lable that will take me seriously.

But now I realise that if you aren't commited to making this marrige work I have to move on. I'm gonna do it as soon as we work out the prenup. I'm sick of being called "Mr. Spears" and "Kept" or "Britney's Grease monkey lacky".

If you find any of my wife beaters laying around you can mail them to my moms house. I'll have you know she kept my room just the way it was when I moved out 2 years ago.

Goodbye BitBit ~ Kevin.

p.s. could you text me J.Simpsons number, I hear she's single now.

Best quote ever...

"EVERYONE FUCKING HATES PARIS HILTON. God, you don't seem to get this, you stare at her like a retarded kid watching animals have sex, not realizing the rest of us aren't nearly as intrigued"

That little jem was taken from " wwtdd" *what would tyler durden do* a celeb gossip site..I laughed so hard at the mere imagery I had to post it for all of you.

So I heard from my ex, turns out he was in jail..it wasn't anything serious...it was more some unpaid fines and his big mouth that got him there.

But hey at least he wasn't doing crack.

He's supposedly comming down next weekend but as usual I'm not going to bat an eyelash about it until he actually shows up. I'm not sure how I feel about him "turning over a new leaf" like I thought for sure he had dicked off again and even though he didn't its always going to be in the back of my mind. He says he's commited to trying to win me back because he realised he gave up such a good thing but my question is, is it too late to get it back?

Meh, whatever I got better things to do than sit here mulling over it.

I went to Walmart today and I think that when your sick you shouldn't have to look good. The last thing I feel like doing is getting all dolled up to go to Walmart anyway...plus I think I'm pretty even if I do look like a walking ad for an Sudafed comercial.

I saw this thing on CNN today *love watching it* about finding a possible cure for ovarian cancer. Wonderful right? Well this is where the stupid part comes in... HPV is a sexually transmited dieseas that can encourage the growth of abnormal cancer cells. Doctors want to give the vaccine to young girls before they become sexually active to decrease the risk of getting HPV and there for increasing their risk of cancer. Parents are getting pissed because they are trying to say that by getting this vaccine it will encourage kids to have sex! UHM HELLO???? I don't see how possibly preventing cancer will encourage girls to have sex. Its not being marketed as a STD preventor or a birthcontrol method. Its being sold to prevent the growth of abnormal cells.

Parents are so worried about their kids having sex and chances are they already are. The problem isn't sex its not being smart about it. This I know first hand.

I watched a show about teens and sex and one kid said that he hated buying condoms because it was embarrassing. Yup, safe sex is embarrssing, oh wait so is being a dad at 14! Plus the Americans are so worried about their kids having unprotected sex and yet many states won't offer the ECP (emergency contraceptive pill) for morality reasons. Oi vey!

*sigh* what is this world comming to?!

I would like to continue this rant but I have a baby to deal with :)

remember kids...wrap it up! lol.

also I suppose eyes aren't really an apendage so I correct myself in saying that yes the penis is my favorite apendage. What can I say..I love the cock..LOL oh lordy thats filthy.

I promise I really am a nice girl.

Soooooo....Just to clarify what I was talking about in my comment to "AGYK" about farting infront of a guy..

What I mean by that is that while it isn't exactly kosher to go ahead and drop bombs all night while having dinner with his parents, you should be comfortable enough to let one out and not get all crazy mortified.

I mean if you've been dating someone for a long while chances are you've swapped spit,fought a few times, shared a laugh and done the mattress mambo. So why should letting a little bitty fart out disrupt the dating bliss?

All I'm saying is that when it comes to bodily functions there seems to be a relationship catch and I for one think its silly.

There are things that I think should be done in privacy, like picking a super wedgie but if I'm going to love someone they are going to have to accept me. All of me and all of the human things I do. I'm not perfect and I think it would be a lot less pressure dating if people could just relax and remember that.

I do believe it is visa versa too. Women put a lot of emphasis on "the perfect man" You know, the man who always holds the door,picks up the tab and pleasures us before worrying about himself. I do think those men exsist but in a slightly modified version. He will be all those things but at the end of the day he's going to plop down and scratch his nuts on the couch. Don't be surprised and grossed out. He still loves you and he's still that good guy.

So yes it is important to have those meaningfull conversations, hot lovin sessions and all the rest but if you can't burp or cut one and be cool with it, is it really love?

Ah, a sure sigh of summer....hot dog vendors.

I know that hot dogs are mainly composed of parts of animals but i don't care. They are damn tasty parts. Besides anything slathered in ketchup is good.

A little bit crazy a little bit..uh..penis :)

So I checked out my music search engine for a band I read about on Kiki's website,called "Crazy Penis" As I said before,anyband named after one of my second favorite apendages has to be cool.

I have to say I am pleasantly surprised. I was only able to find a small number on songs but I heard a mix of funk and a bit of 80's/70's sythesizers sound mixed with smooth melodic vocals. Its almost like..underground disco..sexy dance music for the masses hehe.

Its very different from anything I've heard around here. Most of the music here is rap/country/punk pop.

Defintly a nice change.

Just brought my little guy back from the doctors, he has a cold so he's feeling like crap. It sucks when they get sick because there isn't a whole heck of a lot you can do for them.

I'm obsessed with Starbucks right now. I think its because I quit smoking so I need a new habbit and I guess its caffine.

Going out with mom so I will post more later, hope everyone is having a spanktastic day :)

Time to funk it up..What do ya think bitches?

hehe sorry about the bitches..feeling saucy today.

Why is it called a pineapple when it is neither pine nor apple?

Feel free to discuss...

I am adding another name to the men I want to pay hommage to.

I am ashamed that I forgot him so I will honor him by giving him his own blog post!

Cammie- I call him that because he lets me :) He was part of the craiggers,diddy conglomerate. They all lived together and I was the token "girl" that hung out with them. I always admired Cammie because if I was a dude I would want to be just like him. Sarcastic asshole on the outside but hopeless romantic on the inside. Oh..and of course he invented a pick up line so cheesy it actually worked. "Wanna see my bass?"

He is also very tolerant of chick behavior...he let me and my best friend at the time shave him in a place that isn't normally shaved just because we asked him to...I thought it would be fun :) and no it wasn't his nads..

I miss his biting insults the most...nobody could throw down quite like him. I will never complain about being fat ever again while he's around :P

So there you go Cammie.

thanks for all the nice comments and whatnots...

It was a pretty good day afterall, one of my other ex's (who I'm still very good friends with) gave me a mothers day card and another good friend of mine who used to be friends with my ex-fiance called too. He told me to not even worry about my ex-fiance and that I can do better...Lord I would hope so! LOL I doubt I could do much worse...

I hope nobody thinks that I hate men, I know I bash my ex a lot but I really do like men. I'm extremely fond of the good ones and I will go out of my way to show them (wink wink!) :)

I would like to take a few minutes to thank a few of the men in my life *in one way or another* Some of you I have know for a long time,some of you I have never met but you all signify the type of men I can want to raise my son to be.

craiggers - It's going on what? about 5 years now that I've known you? You've always been a good bud and I know that we've kinda lost touch but I still considder you to be good shit. I don't regret ever taking the step of becomming "more than friends" and even though it didn't work out I'm glad it still happend.

Jack- you are one of my dearest friends, you were my first love and the first guy to ever say those beautiful words to me. When I first met you I thought you were so out of my league and I couldn't belive you liked me. You've rocked my world more times than I can count. (well I think that was mutual ;)

Diddy-you've been like my brother for the past 5 years..I know we haven't talked for a while and I know your gf hates me but I hope that one day you'll realize its "Bros before Ho's" I'll still be here for ya...

Jamanji- Your a crazy mofo and I love you for it. I know you love me but you should have told me sooner.

Mac- we'll always have a green uniform and a mint ;) you were always good at making me feel like the hotest woman in the room. Nobody can look at me and make me feel like they can see right through me.

Mike- my brother from the same mother. you can be a real jerk but your there when it has counted..I know it was hard for you to have to be the one to find out about my ex but you did the right thing. thank you.

My baby boy- you are the sunshine in my life and you make everyday worth living. you have taught me more in 3 months than I feel like I've learned in my entire life. You truely are the best part of your father and you will exceed his shortcommings by far.

itsreallysmall,kiki,dave- you guys always have something kind and uplifting to say and its nice to know that there are good guys all over the world! We may never meet but yet in this strange little blog world it is nice to know all of you.

And I know this is about the fellas..but I wanna give a shout out to the ladies as well..there aren't many but they are special to me as well...*AGUK* - your one of the coolest chicks I've never met. thank you for your friendship and maybe one day we will meet!
Suedog- you've always been a pal,thanks for getting me stoned more times than I can count..I miss your yoda bong.
Jen- 7 years and I still can't believe how we have the life the other wants...
Laurie aka buggie- your kindness and your integrity is inspiring. You know that happiness is something you have to work for and something you deserve..you instill that in others...

If I forgot anyone I'm sorry... thanks to everyone new and old for always leaving comments *thanks emma* feel free to keep comming back for more.

tommorrow is mothers day, I am a mother.

I am a single mother.

I am a single mother to a wonderful,smart,beautiful baby boy.

I am a mother to a child whos father is a dead beat drug addict.

He was not there the day he was born,he has not seen him,lifted one finger or paid one cent. Calling him a father is almost too much of a stretch. He has made so many promises I've lost count. He has lied so many times that I don't think even he knows whats true anymore.

But...I am a mother.

I must be strong,I must be brave and I must sacrifice everything for my child. My heart can no longer be broken. It beats only for my child.

Happy mothers day....

I've had a bit of the flu for the last couple days so thats why I haven't posted anything much. Didn't take the Trimspa cause I couldn't even keep down water let alone four pills a day.

Anyway will write more later..ciao

hmm alright..I've seen a few people do "100 things" about me kinda things..I don't know if I could a 100 but I could put a few things..perhaps a few insights into the twisted pretty mind of moi.

1) I was a loser until I moved in gr.11..then I made real friends who like me inspite of being a loser.
2) I pretend to be more confident that I really am.
3) I like to dance but I don't have any moves.
4) I think I'm a good kisser..I've been told as such.
5)I've always wanted blue eyes and blonde hair..I have brown eyes and brown hair. I was a blonde a few times..it didn't suit me. I also had blue color contacts for a while.
6) I wanted to be a ballerina,cop,lawer,geologist and stripper at one point in my life.
7) I love crazy reality t.v. like "the flavor of love" its just so bizarre.
8)I wonder everyday if I'm a good mom.
9)I could eat sushi and pasta everyday.
10) I like the word mojito and I hate the word discharge. Nothing good comes from that word.
11) I pretend I don't get scared by horror movies but sometimes I do.
12)Sometimes I wonder if I'm too sexually adventurous. I've always wondered what the deal with road head was...
13)I hate generic cereal its just not the same...cherios have to be in the bright yellow box. thats the way it is.
14)I've loved bad boys as far back as I can remember. I cried when Donnie Walberg *from New Kids on the Block* got arrested for setting that hotel room on fire. He wasn't bad just misunderstood.
15)Dane Cook is one of my favorite comedians. Except for Adam Sandler..that man is the God of funny.
16)I want a tattoo really bad.
17)I never wanted to have children.
18) having one has changed the way I see the world. I am the parent I swore I would never be.
19) I love sparkly nail polish.
20)I want to get into politics but fear I have to much integrity.
21)I used to be bulimic. I haven't purged for a long time but I still think about it everyday.
22)I wrote a book (250 vampire novel) when I was 16. A teacher encouraged me to try and get it published but I was afraid of rejection.
23)I have a violent temper. Thankfully I control it well.
24)I love cheese. any kind. It goes on just about anything.
25)I love sappy ballads. Especially "The Power of Love" by Celine Dion. Mock me if you want but I love it.
26)If I could be a stay at home mom I would.
27)I like porn.
28) I used to get the munchies really bad when I would toke up. If you've seen the movie "Half Baked" you'll know where I'm comming from
29)The first guy I lost my viginity to passed away from diabetes a month after I broke up with him. I still blame myself. I was the only person he ever slept with.
30)I loved to eat crayons and home made play doh when I was a wee tot.
31)when I was in grade 3 I was sexually assulted by an older boy at my school. He was only suspended for a week.
32)I used to have my nipple pierced. Now its just my nose.
33)I believe in ghosts.
34)One of my cousins tried to hit on me once. At a funeral.
35)I don't have my drivers or even learners license.
36)I am very loyal and I expect the same from my mates.
37) the number one compliment that I get is that I smell nice.
38)I believe in God but I'm kinda still hoping to see his face in my cereal or something like that just to be sure.
39)I'm more horny than most men I know.
40)I love and miss watching 80's cartoons. Thunder cats and rainbow brite were the shit.
41)I like to do karate moves around the house sometimes.
42)I had a cat named "Buttface"
43)I want to be a mermaid.
44)I am lactose intolerant. So is my kid.
45)nobody knows but I used to stick bubble yum in the shag carpet behind my grandparents couch.
46)I love to star gaze.
47)I've spent a small fortune on lingerie and I have nobody to show it to.
48)I hate the combination of peanut butter and chocolate.
49)I can crack locks on tumbler safes. No I won't tell you how.
50)I'm anemic so my pulse is naturally high. resting pulse it 107 bpm.
51) I moved out at 18. My mom told me I could either go to college or get out. Now i'm back...ohh the irony.
hmmm well I know thats only 51..Im pretty boring actually LOL.

So if you managed to read all 51 with out getting bored stiff...good for you.

Today is trimspa day two..

I'm starting to wonder if diet pills are a little bit psychological... I just ate two cookies and I feel so guilty you would think I just beat down Mr.Christie for them. Oh well, I suppose I if I eat healthy most of the day two cookies won't break the bank huh?

I had to take my little guy in for his shots today. :( you want to feel like shit, let a doctor stick needles in your baby. I know they have to be done and I would rather have him get needles than a communicable disease but it just sucks so bad hearing him cry like that. He was pretty brave...he had three shots and didn't start crying until after the second one. I think thats pretty good for a 3 month old. I'm just letting him sleep as long as he wants today and I'm giving him lots of snuggles.

do you like my body?? huh? do ya?!

Sorry girl...had to put that as a title...but seriously...do you like my body?

Okay I'm really done now.

thanks for the encouragement, today is trimspa (BABY!!) day one. I took my first 2 pills this morning and I am happy to report the side effects are not present yet. Which is great cuz I can honestly say I wasn't hoping for any.

I wonder if Anna Nicole expieranced any side effects? Some of them listed are "cheast pain and throat swelling".. you have to wonder, would she even notice cheast pain? I mean they must hurt all the fricken time! Shes like what, a 40 triple P? Although I could see how having a swollen throat might damage her lucrative career of being a "spokesperson" ..yeah and Monica Lewinsky was just an intern..uh huh.

Hmmm I guess I'm in a bit of a catty mood today...maybe I'm hungry ..LOL

hey all...

sorry I haven't posted anything of quality in a while, I've been very busy with the little guy.

Things aren't going very great with my ex again...he kept saying he would call me back and then not do it and always had some kind of excuse. So on Thursday night he said he would call me later I told him *half joking* that he better or I would be upset. Well surprise...he didn't and I was upset. He had the nerve to call me at 7:30am (probably before he went to work) I wasn't in the mood to hear his excuse so I didn't answer. He didn't leave a mesage but whatever. I haven't called him. I told him when we started talking again that after all the cheating,lies and abuse I wasn't taking any crap from him. So its his call now.

But on to other things...

Decided to pick up "TrimSpa" diet pills today..I don't know if they will actually work but its worth a shot. I'm just getting really down about the extra weight I gained while I was pregnant. Plus I've always been on the bigger side and I want to loose a little so that I can actually keep up with my boy when he gets older. I'll keep you all up on if they actually work or if they are just another way for Anna Nicole Smith to bilk a couple more dollars until she finds another wrinkly old beau.

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* more fiction..anything thats fictional is written in PINK like the previous entry mostly because I hate pink...but the fictional girl would love it.*


So my date with Mr.M did not go the way I had planned. Dinner was fantastic and fancy as usual. He took me to the latest place to open in town and spent tons of money..as usual. All through out our dinner of poached sea bass and something puree..I think it might have been a vegtable in its former life..he was pouring on the charm. He was attentive,complimentary,witty and just wonderful. How was I to know that it would take such a drastic turn.

By the time the check came I was ready to give him dessert back at my apartment, which is exactly what I suggested. He concured that it was a wonderful idea although looking back now I wonder if he honestly thought that there would be cake and coffee involved.

In the elevator up to my apartment we engaged in some hot making out, which continued to my door and all the way inside to my bedroom. I was deftly trying to undo the button on his gorgeous slate grey pants *What can I say I have an eye for these things!* when he gently grabbed my hand and led it away from my work in progress.

He sat me down on my bed and proceded to explain that he did not in fact want to have sex at all. I was confused, it was the third date, sex was practically a given. He told me that he wanted the night to be special for me but that he had something to tell me. Oh god here it comes, any minute now I'm going to get the "I'm gay" speech. Dammit I knew that no straight man could be that well dressed....

Mr. M took a deep breath and confessed. "I'm still in love with D and we are getting back together, so I can't continue to see you." Oh...thats all? D is or should I say was Mr.M's ex. Well this sucks to hear but at least he's not gay. I have to say though, I will miss the fancy dinners. I am a little annoyed that he waited until after we had started making out to tell me all this but I suppose its better than the morning after.

So Mr.M made his way to my front door and gently kissed me on the cheek and told me that he would still like to keep in touch and that he would call me sometime. I knew that he wouldn't.

Well I guess its back to the drawing board, its funny because I wasn't really expecting anything serious with Mr.M but i'm more bummed than I thought I would be. Hmm I think its time for some retail therapy.